Husbands and messes

So I look out on the back porch, as I sit on the couch exhausted at noon and hear my boys, hubby and 6 year old Arthur laughing. I see an angry birds sling shot. With bonus stretchy frog elastic. Their laughter is hilarious and the humming of the theme song is even funnier.
Last week my porch looked like this.
I had hoped that after finally returning 50$ of bottles, we could use the back porch for something nice. I didn’t see the sling shot coming!





Does your porch pay you cash or kill venom with sling shots?